(via capturingperfectmoments)
when i look at the mirror
all i can think is “why am i so sexy?” .
if women were religously recognized sexually
you wouldn’t have to fell the need to show your ass
ha. ruler.
your death will be slow and painful ;)
enjoy while it still lasts
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