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When I’m having a bad day, and someone gives me a compliment

I’m just like,

(via lmaogtfo)

when i look at the mirror

all i can think is “why am i so sexy?” .

if women were religously recognized sexually

you wouldn’t have to fell the need to show your ass

ha. ruler.

your death will be slow and painful ;)

enjoy while it still lasts

we're lazy here on tumblr.

press J: scroll down a post

press K: scroll up a post

press L: like a post

press ALT+REBLOG: reblog fast

press CTRL and the REBLOG button: open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab

press TAB: scroll to the top of your dashboard,

Taken with instagram

why does my life have to be shitty everyday?